{"id":27531,"date":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27531"},"modified":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","slug":"home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27531","title":{"rendered":"Home From School"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>They we\u2019re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they\u2019d shared and where he had carved \u201cI love you, Sally.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car and lands practically at their feet.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Sally quickly picks it up and decides to take it home until they decide what to do with it.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>There, she counts the money, and it\u2019s fifty thousand dollars.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The husband says, \u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She says, \u201cFinders keepers,\u201d and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>They say, \u201cPardon me &#8230;\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><b>They say, \u201cPardon me .<\/b><b>but did either of you find or know about some money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She says, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The husband quickly interjects, \u201cShe\u2019s lying!! 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