{"id":27531,"date":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27531"},"modified":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T10:27:57","slug":"home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27531","title":{"rendered":"Home From School"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>They we\u2019re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they\u2019d shared and where he had carved \u201cI love you, Sally.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car and lands practically at their feet.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Sally quickly picks it up and decides to take it home until they decide what to do with it.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>There, she counts the money, and it\u2019s fifty thousand dollars.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The husband says, \u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She says, \u201cFinders keepers,\u201d and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>They say, \u201cPardon me &#8230;\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><b>They say, \u201cPardon me .<\/b><b>but did either of you find or know about some money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She says, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The husband quickly interjects, \u201cShe\u2019s lying!! She hid it up in the attic.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She says, \u201cDon\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>However, the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cSir, please tell us the story from the beginning.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The old man says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The FBI agents immediately look at each other and say, \u201cLet\u2019s get out of here!!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we\u2019re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they\u2019d shared and where he had carved \u201cI love you, Sally.\u201d &#8230; <a title=\"Home From School\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27531\" aria-label=\"Read more about Home From School\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27532,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27533,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27531\/revisions\/27533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}