{"id":27528,"date":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27528"},"modified":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","slug":"sexy-christmas-and-thanksgiving-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27528","title":{"rendered":"Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. 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