{"id":27528,"date":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27528"},"modified":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","modified_gmt":"2023-04-25T19:28:03","slug":"sexy-christmas-and-thanksgiving-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27528","title":{"rendered":"Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put &#8220;Happy Thanksgiving&#8221; under the turkey.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; up on her left thigh.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She says &#8220;I&#8217;m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there&#8217;s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put &#8220;Happy Thanksgiving&#8221; under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then &#8230; <a title=\"Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27528\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27529,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27530,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27528\/revisions\/27530"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}