{"id":27516,"date":"2023-04-24T13:01:46","date_gmt":"2023-04-24T13:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27516"},"modified":"2023-04-24T13:01:46","modified_gmt":"2023-04-24T13:01:46","slug":"a-man-was-sitting-on-the-edge-of-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27516","title":{"rendered":"A man was sitting on the edge of the bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she\u2019d like as a gift.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d like to be eight again,\u201d she replied, still looking in the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.<\/p>\n<p>What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.<\/p>\n<p>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.<\/p>\n<p>He then took her to a McDonald\u2019s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.<\/p>\n<p>Then it was off to a movie theatre for the latest superhero saga &#8211; with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&amp;Ms.<\/p>\n<p>What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.<\/p>\n<p>He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, &#8220;Well dear, what was it like being eight again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\ud835\udc08 \ud835\udc26\ud835\udc1e\ud835\udc1a\ud835\udc27\ud835\udc2d \ud835\udc26\ud835\udc32 \ud835\udc1d\ud835\udc2b\ud835\udc1e\ud835\udc2c\ud835\udc2c \ud835\udc2c\ud835\udc22\ud835\udc33\ud835\udc1e, \ud835\udc32\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc2e \ud835\udc22\ud835\udc1d\ud835\udc22\ud835\udc28\ud835\udc2d!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. 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