{"id":27509,"date":"2023-04-23T10:22:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T10:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27509"},"modified":"2023-04-23T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-23T10:22:00","slug":"dolly-wanted-a-new-living-room-set","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27509","title":{"rendered":"Dolly Wanted A New Living Room Set"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set.<\/p>\n<p>Every day he would say. \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.<\/p>\n<p>When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can have that living room set you have been wanting, but only on one condition.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dolly was so excited!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnything you want, honey!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell.\u201d He began.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen you grow hair on your chest, I\u2019ll buy you that living room.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGrow hair on my chest?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dolly was devastated.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow am I going to do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her husband just smiled and went off to work.<\/p>\n<p>Arriving home that night, he found Dolly waiting for him.<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes sparkled and the smile she wore was almost as big as the day they wed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney.\u201d She trilled. \u201cI ordered my living room set this afternoon!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did?\u201d Her husband stammered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have hair on your chest now? I mean real hair, not a toupee, or some animal hair pasted on!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI sure do!\u201d She replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo way! Let me see it.\u201d Replied her husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK!\u201d She said as she lifted up her skirt.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere it is!\u201d She pointed to her privates.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHONEY! That is not your chest!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, yes it is! Before we were married it was your \u2018hope\u2019 chest. Since we\u2019ve been married it\u2019s been your \u2018tool\u2019 chest. And if I don\u2019t get my living room set, it\u2019s going to be the \u2018community\u2019 chest!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. \u201cNo.\u201d Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would say. \u201cNo.\u201d One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all. 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