{"id":27502,"date":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","date_gmt":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27502"},"modified":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","modified_gmt":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","slug":"a-farmer-buys-a-young-rooster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27502","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>A farmer buys a young rooster.<\/h4>\n<h4>As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer\u2019s 150 hens.<\/h4>\n<h4>The farmer is impressed.<\/h4>\n<h4>At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again.<\/h4>\n<h4>The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese.<\/h4>\n<h4>Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.<\/h4>\n<h4>The farmer says, \u201cyou deserve it, you horny bastard.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The rooster opens one eye and says \u201cShhhh, they\u2019re about to land!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer\u2019s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again. The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying &#8230; <a title=\"A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27502\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27503,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27505,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27502\/revisions\/27505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}