{"id":27502,"date":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","date_gmt":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27502"},"modified":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","modified_gmt":"2023-04-22T16:25:02","slug":"a-farmer-buys-a-young-rooster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27502","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>A farmer buys a young rooster.<\/h4>\n<h4>As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer\u2019s 150 hens.<\/h4>\n<h4>The farmer is impressed.<\/h4>\n<h4>At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again.<\/h4>\n<h4>The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese.<\/h4>\n<h4>Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.<\/h4>\n<h4>The farmer says, \u201cyou deserve it, you horny bastard.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The rooster opens one eye and says \u201cShhhh, they\u2019re about to land!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer buys a young rooster. 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