{"id":27489,"date":"2023-04-21T10:09:15","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T10:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27489"},"modified":"2023-04-21T10:09:15","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T10:09:15","slug":"papa-bear-and-mama-bear-are-getting-a-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27489","title":{"rendered":"Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce<\/h4>\n<h4>You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he\u2019d like to live with?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cWell not papa bear he beats me,\u201d says baby bear.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cSo mama bear?\u201d asks the Judge.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cOh no she beats me even worse than papa bear,\u201d says baby bear.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cSo who would you like to live with?\u201d the Judge asks curiously.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cMy grandma bear in Chicago.\u201d says baby bear.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cYour grandma bear doesn\u2019t beat you?\u201d asks the Judge?<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cOh no the Chicago Bears don\u2019t beat anyone.\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he\u2019d like to live with? \u201cWell not papa bear he &#8230; <a title=\"Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27489\" aria-label=\"Read more about Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27490,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27492,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27489\/revisions\/27492"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}