{"id":27470,"date":"2023-04-08T09:27:03","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T09:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27470"},"modified":"2023-04-08T09:27:03","modified_gmt":"2023-04-08T09:27:03","slug":"a-passenger-on-the-plane-was-being-difficult-but-the-flight-attendants-response-is-fabulous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27470","title":{"rendered":"A passenger on the plane was being difficult \u2013 but the flight attendant&#8217;s response is fabulous"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who did a great job at serving everyone drinks and food.<\/p>\n<p>He ensured everyone was having an enjoyable flight, and I saw no complaints.<\/p>\n<p>As the plane prepared to descend, he walked down the aisle and relayed directions from the captain of the plane.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cCaptain Harry has asked me to announce that he\u2019ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed Arabic woman who had not followed directions.<\/p>\n<p>Her tray was completely down.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cPerhaps you didn\u2019t hear me over those big brute engines when I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She calmly turned her head and said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIn my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, \u201cWell, sweet-cheeks, in my country I\u2019m called a Queen, so I outrank you.<\/p>\n<p>Tray up, B****!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-27472 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/My-flight-was-being-served--300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who did a great job at serving everyone drinks and food. 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