{"id":27465,"date":"2023-04-07T21:48:43","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T21:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27465"},"modified":"2023-04-07T21:49:34","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T21:49:34","slug":"a-man-was-front-yard-mowing-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27465","title":{"rendered":"A man was front yard mowing grass"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Angrily, back into the house she went.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, \u201cIs something wrong?\u201d she replied, \u201cThere certainly is!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>My stupid computer keeps saying, \u2018YOU\u2019VE GOT MAIL.&#8217;\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27467 size-medium aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. 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