{"id":27465,"date":"2023-04-07T21:48:43","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T21:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27465"},"modified":"2023-04-07T21:49:34","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T21:49:34","slug":"a-man-was-front-yard-mowing-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27465","title":{"rendered":"A man was front yard mowing grass"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Angrily, back into the house she went.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, \u201cIs something wrong?\u201d she replied, \u201cThere certainly is!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>My stupid computer keeps saying, \u2018YOU\u2019VE GOT MAIL.&#8217;\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27467 size-medium aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-man-was-in-his-front-yard-mowing-grass-when-his-attractive-blonde-e-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and &#8230; <a title=\"A man was front yard mowing grass\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27465\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man was front yard mowing grass\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27466,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27468,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27465\/revisions\/27468"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}