{"id":27461,"date":"2023-04-07T17:53:07","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T17:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27461"},"modified":"2023-04-07T17:53:07","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T17:53:07","slug":"a-little-boy-and-his-grandfather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27461","title":{"rendered":"A little boy and his grandfather"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">He says, \u201cGrandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.\u201d The grandfather replies,<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u201cI\u2019ll bet you five dollars you can\u2019t. It\u2019s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The little boy says, \u201cGrandpa, you already gave me five dollars.\u201d The grandfather replies, \u201cI know. That\u2019s from your Grandma.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27462  aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-his-grandfather-are-raking-leaves-in-the-yard.-The-little-boy-sees--512x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-his-grandfather-are-raking-leaves-in-the-yard.-The-little-boy-sees--512x1024.png 512w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-his-grandfather-are-raking-leaves-in-the-yard.-The-little-boy-sees--768x1536.png 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-his-grandfather-are-raking-leaves-in-the-yard.-The-little-boy-sees-.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, \u201cGrandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.\u201d The grandfather replies, \u201cI\u2019ll bet you five dollars you can\u2019t. 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