{"id":27458,"date":"2023-04-06T17:36:25","date_gmt":"2023-04-06T17:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27458"},"modified":"2023-04-06T17:36:25","modified_gmt":"2023-04-06T17:36:25","slug":"80-year-old-lady-goes-for-a-birthday-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27458","title":{"rendered":"80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As the bartender gives her the drink she says,<\/b><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><b>\u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The bartender says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI would like to buy you a drink, too.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The old woman says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cComing up,\u201d says the bartender.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI would like to buy you one, too.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The old woman says,<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThank you. 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