{"id":27435,"date":"2023-04-02T18:06:19","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T18:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27435"},"modified":"2023-04-02T18:06:19","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T18:06:19","slug":"a-chinese-man-comes-to-los-angeles-for-a-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27435","title":{"rendered":"A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a vacation.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>On the way, he sees a few buses and says to the taxi driver: \u201cThe buses here are so noisy and really slow\u2026 In China, the buses are very fast!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The taxi driver says nothing.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Later, the Chinese tourist sees a marine with a few boats sailing by.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The driver kept silent and drove.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He comments again to the driver: \u201cThe boats here are so slow\u2026 in China, the boats are very fast!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The driver said nothing and drove.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>When they get to the hotel, the Chinese tourist gets out of the taxi and asks for the meter reading.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The driver calmly tells him the price and the man is startled.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cAre you kidding?\u201d he yells, \u201cYour buses are so slow, the boats are so slow. If everything else here is so slow then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast?!?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The driver gives him a smile and says: \u201cIt\u2019s made in China.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27437 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-Chinese-man-comes-to-Los-Angeles-for--e1680458759671.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a vacation. He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel. On the way, he sees a few buses and says to the taxi driver: \u201cThe buses here are so noisy and really slow\u2026 In China, the buses are very fast!\u201d The &#8230; <a title=\"A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27435\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27436,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27438,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435\/revisions\/27438"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}