{"id":27422,"date":"2023-04-02T10:39:55","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T10:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27422"},"modified":"2023-04-02T10:39:55","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T10:39:55","slug":"man-wakes-up-thinking-hes-dead-then-does-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27422","title":{"rendered":"Man wakes up thinking he\u2019s dead \u2013 then does this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>After a night out at the pub with his buddies, Ralph came home rather drunk.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He awoke before the Pearly Gates.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>St. Peter said, \u201cYou died in your sleep, Ralph.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ralph was stunned.\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m dead?\u00a0No, I can\u2019t be!\u00a0I\u2019ve got too much to live for.\u00a0Send me back!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>St. Peter said, \u201cHmm, perhaps that could be arranged.\u00a0It does involves a lot of paperwork\u2026 but sure.\u00a0You\u2019ve got two alternatives: you can come back as a fish or as a hen.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ralph never liked swimming, and thought that perhaps being a hen wouldn\u2019t be that bad after all.\u00a0Walking around pecking at the ground, no stress, and if the local rooster was nice then perhaps it could be a comfortable existence.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ralph\u00a0replied, \u201cOkay, then I choose to be a hen.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A rooster strolled past.\u00a0\u201cSo, you\u2019re the new hen, eh? 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