{"id":27417,"date":"2023-04-01T21:37:27","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T21:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27417"},"modified":"2023-04-01T21:37:27","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T21:37:27","slug":"get-outta-my-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27417","title":{"rendered":"Get Outta My Classroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-6004434833420093628\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<p>A young woman, <strong>(a new teacher)<\/strong> was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day.<\/p>\n<p>It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. S<\/p>\n<p>he quickly turned and asked, <strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s so funny Pat?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell teacher, I just saw one of your garters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cGet out of my classroom,\u201d<\/strong> she yells, \u201cI don\u2019t want to see you for three days.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.<br \/>\nSuddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s so funny Billy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWell teacher, I just saw both of your garters.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Again she yells, \u201cGet out of my classroom!\u201d This time the punishment is more severe, \u201cI don\u2019t want to see you for three weeks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWhere do you think you are going?\u201d<\/strong> she asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27419  aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-young-woman-a-new-teacher-was-giving-an-ass-512x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-young-woman-a-new-teacher-was-giving-an-ass-512x1024.png 512w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-young-woman-a-new-teacher-was-giving-an-ass-768x1536.png 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-young-woman-a-new-teacher-was-giving-an-ass.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. S he quickly turned and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s so funny Pat?\u201d \u201cWell teacher, I &#8230; <a title=\"Get Outta My Classroom\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27417\" aria-label=\"Read more about Get Outta My Classroom\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27418,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27420,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27417\/revisions\/27420"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}