{"id":27411,"date":"2023-04-01T12:34:26","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T12:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27411"},"modified":"2023-04-01T12:34:26","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T12:34:26","slug":"a-blonde-sits-down-in-a-bar-next-to-a-redhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27411","title":{"rendered":"A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead.<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\">\n<p><b>Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The woman reporter shouts out \u2018This just in! A man Is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, \u2018I bet you $50 that the man\u2019s gonna jump.\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The blonde responds \u2018You\u2019re on.\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>So, both of the women stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Finally, the man jumps.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The blonde turns to the redhead and hands her the $50.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The redhead, feeling guilty, says \u2018I can\u2019t take that money. I saw the news earlier this morning.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I knew he was going to jump off the cliff.\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The blonde says, \u2018Well, I saw too. But I never woulds have thought that he\u2019d do it again.\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27413 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-blonde-sits-down-in-a-bar-next-to-a-redhead.--e1680352447964.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead. Both of them are having a good time when the news comes on the TV. The woman reporter shouts out \u2018This just in! A man Is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump\u2019 The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, &#8230; <a title=\"A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27411\" aria-label=\"Read more about A blonde sits down in a bar next to a redhead\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27412,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27414,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27411\/revisions\/27414"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}