{"id":27406,"date":"2023-03-31T13:45:59","date_gmt":"2023-03-31T13:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27406"},"modified":"2023-03-31T13:47:38","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T13:47:38","slug":"a-nun-and-a-priest-crossing-sahara-desert-on-camel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27406","title":{"rendered":"A nun and a priest crossing Sahara desert on camel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell sister, this looks pretty grim.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI know, father.\u201d \u201cIn fact, I don\u2019t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI agree.\u201d \u201cSister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cAnything father.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI have never seen a woman\u2019s front beauty and I was wondering if I might see yours.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell, under the circumstances I don\u2019t see that it would do any harm.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight, commenting frequently on their beauty.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cSister would you mind if I touched them?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cFather, could I ask something of you?\u201d \u201cYes sister?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI have never seen a man\u2019s manhood. Could I see yours?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI supposed that would be OK,\u201d the priest replied lifting his robe. \u201cOh father, may I touch it?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>This time the priest\u00a0 consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting his all manhood on the hand.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cSister, you know that if I insert my manhood in the right place, it can give life.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cIs that true father?\u201d \u201cYes it is, sister.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThen why don\u2019t you stick it up that camel\u2019s a*s and lets get the hell out of here.\u201d\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27408 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/A-nun-and-a-priest-were-crossing-the-Sahara--e1680270344393.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"678\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. \u201cWell sister, this looks pretty grim.\u201d \u201cI know, father.\u201d &#8230; <a title=\"A nun and a priest crossing Sahara desert on camel\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27406\" aria-label=\"Read more about A nun and a priest crossing Sahara desert on camel\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27409,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27406\/revisions\/27409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}