{"id":27402,"date":"2023-03-30T16:04:02","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T16:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27402"},"modified":"2023-03-30T16:04:19","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T16:04:19","slug":"guy-gets-even-with-his-wife-in-a-crazy-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27402","title":{"rendered":"Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: \u201cI don\u2019t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I said, \u201cWHAT? Then what was all that about?!?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cYou\u2019re just not in touch enough with my emotional needs as a woman, for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She saw my puzzled look and said, \u201cCan\u2019t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The very next day I decided to take the day off work to spend time with her.\u00a0 We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.\u00a0 She couldn\u2019t decide which one to take so I told her \u201cwe\u2019ll just buy them all\u201d.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Let me tell you, she was so excited.\u00a0 She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn\u2019t even know how to play tennis.\u00a0 I think I threw her for a loop when I said, \u201cThat\u2019s fine, honey.\u201dShe was almost nearing ecstatic satisfaction from all of the excitement.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, \u201cI think this is all dear, let\u2019s go to the cashier.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, \u201cNo honey, I don\u2019t feel like it.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled \u201cWHAT??!!!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Then I said, \u201cReally, honey! 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