{"id":27382,"date":"2023-03-29T19:14:49","date_gmt":"2023-03-29T19:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27382"},"modified":"2023-03-29T19:14:49","modified_gmt":"2023-03-29T19:14:49","slug":"sam-called-his-wife-and-said-in-a-weak-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27382","title":{"rendered":"Sam Called His Wife and Said in a Weak Voice"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4><b>Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice,<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cHey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cI just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Sam continued &#8230;<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cI was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, \u201cWho is Mary?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27386 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-said-to-her-in-a-wea-e1680117260453.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, \u201cHey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled &#8230; <a title=\"Sam Called His Wife and Said in a Weak Voice\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27382\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sam Called His Wife and Said in a Weak Voice\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27383,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27399,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27382\/revisions\/27399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}