{"id":27368,"date":"2023-03-28T12:48:22","date_gmt":"2023-03-28T12:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27368"},"modified":"2023-03-28T12:48:22","modified_gmt":"2023-03-28T12:48:22","slug":"arthur-is-75-years-old-and-played-golf-every-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27368","title":{"rendered":"Arthur Is 75 Years Old And Played Golf Every Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-1201278575372676371\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<p><b>One day he arrives home looking downcast<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThat&#8217;s it,\u201d he tells his wife<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI&#8217;m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn&#8217;t see where it went.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As they sit down she says, \u201cWhy don&#8217;t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cThat&#8217;s no good,\u201d sighs Arthur, \u201cyour brother is 85<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He can&#8217;t help.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHe may be 85,\u201d says the wife, \u201cbut his eyesight is perfect.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>and says, \u201cDid you see the ball?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cOf course I did!\u201d Answers the brother-in-law<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI have perfect eyesight.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWhere did it go?\u201d Arthur asks.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI don&#8217;t remember.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27372  aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Arthur-Is-75-Years-Old-And-Played-Golf-Every-Day-1-1-e1680007674411.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"839\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day he arrives home looking downcast \u201cThat&#8217;s it,\u201d he tells his wife \u201cI&#8217;m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn&#8217;t see where it went.\u201d His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. 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