{"id":27364,"date":"2023-03-27T19:30:28","date_gmt":"2023-03-27T19:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27364"},"modified":"2023-03-27T19:30:28","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T19:30:28","slug":"surprise-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27364","title":{"rendered":"Surprise Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>Why did I get divorced?\u00a0Well, last week was my birthday.<\/h4>\n<h4>My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.\u00a0My parents forgot and so did my kids.<\/h4>\n<h4>I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.<\/h4>\n<h4>As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special.<\/h4>\n<h4>She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.<\/h4>\n<h4>We went there and she said, \u201cDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I said.<\/h4>\n<h4>She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, \u201cSURPRISE!!!\u201d\u2026<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2026while I was waiting on the sofa\u2026 naked.<\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27366 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Surprise-Birthday-e1679945383449.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"858\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did I get divorced?\u00a0Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.\u00a0My parents forgot and so did my kids. 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