{"id":27360,"date":"2023-03-27T11:47:33","date_gmt":"2023-03-27T11:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27360"},"modified":"2023-03-27T11:53:39","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T11:53:39","slug":"marine-shares-a-room-with-a-heavy-snorer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27360","title":{"rendered":"Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, \u201cYou&#8217;ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don&#8217;t care where.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,\u201d admitted the manager, \u201cand he might be glad to split the cost.\u00a0 But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;d be worth it to you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNo problem,\u201d the tired Marine assured him, \u201cI&#8217;ll take it.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHow did you sleep?\u201d asked the manager.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNever better.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The manager was impressed &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNo problem with the other guy snoring, then?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cNope, I shut him up in no time,\u201d said the Marine.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHow&#8217;d you manage that?\u201d asked the manager.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHe was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,\u201d the Marine explained.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cI went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, \u2018Goodnight, beautiful,&#8217; and after that he sat up all night watching me\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27362 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Late-one-evening-a-Marine-pulled-into-a-little-town-only-to-find-that-every-ho-e1679917598140.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. 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