{"id":27355,"date":"2023-03-26T20:02:26","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T20:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27355"},"modified":"2023-03-26T20:02:26","modified_gmt":"2023-03-26T20:02:26","slug":"a-sweet-old-lady-telephoned-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27355","title":{"rendered":"A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned the Hospital."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4><b>A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>She timidly asked, \u201cIs it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The operator said, \u201cI can, what\u2019s the name and room number?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The old lady in her weak voice said, \u201cDoreen Jacobs, Room 604.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The operator replied, \u201cLet me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said,<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cOh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Doreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Ross, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The old lady said, \u201cThank you.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>That\u2019s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The operator replied, \u201cYou\u2019re more than welcome. Is Doreen your daughter?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>The grandmother said, \u201cNo, I\u2019m Doreen Jacobs in room 604. No one tells me sh*t.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-27357 \" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Smart-Old-Lady-592x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Smart-Old-Lady-592x1024.png 592w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Smart-Old-Lady-768x1328.png 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Smart-Old-Lady.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, \u201cIs it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?\u201d The operator said, \u201cI can, what\u2019s the name and room number?\u201d The old lady in her weak voice said, \u201cDoreen Jacobs, Room 604.\u201d The operator replied, \u201cLet me place &#8230; <a title=\"A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned the Hospital.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27355\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned the Hospital.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27356,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27358,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27355\/revisions\/27358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}