{"id":27342,"date":"2023-03-13T15:45:23","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T15:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27342"},"modified":"2023-03-13T15:45:23","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T15:45:23","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-whats-your-handicap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27342","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 What\u2019s Your Handicap"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<h4 class=\"post-body entry-content\"><b>Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonder and says:<\/b><\/h4>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cHow is the singing career going?\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Stevie Wonder replies:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cNot too bad! How\u2019s the golf?\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Woods replies:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cNot too bad, I\u2019ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I\u2019ve got that right now.\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Stevie Wonder says:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cI always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>next time I play, it seems to be all right.<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Tiger Woods says:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cYou play golf?\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Stevie Wonder says:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cOh, yes, I\u2019ve been playing for years.\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>Woods says:<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cBut, you\u2019re blind. How can you play golf if you\u2019re blind?\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<h4><b>Wonder replies:<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cI get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cBut, how do you putt?\u201d, asks Woods. \u201cWell,\u201d says Stevie, \u201cI get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Woods asks:<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWhat\u2019s your handicap?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Stevie says,<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWell, I\u2019m a scratch golfer.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: \u201cWe\u2019ve got to play a round sometime.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Wonder replies:<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWell, people don\u2019t take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Woods thinks about it and says,<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cOK, I\u2019m game for that, when would<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>you like to play?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>Stevie says,<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cPick a night.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-27344 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Stevie-Wonder-and-Tiger-Woods-meet-at-a-fund-raiser.-Woods-turns-to-Wonder-and-says-How-is-the-singing-career-going-Stevie-Wonder-replies-Not-too-bad-Hows-the-golf-Woods-replies-e1678722303437.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonder and says: \u201cHow is the singing career going?\u201d Stevie Wonder replies: \u201cNot too bad! How\u2019s the golf?\u201d Woods replies: \u201cNot too bad, I\u2019ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I\u2019ve got that right now.\u201d Stevie Wonder says: \u201cI &#8230; <a title=\"Funny Joke \u2023 What\u2019s Your Handicap\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27342\" aria-label=\"Read more about Funny Joke \u2023 What\u2019s Your Handicap\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27343,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uplifting-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27345,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27342\/revisions\/27345"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}