{"id":27333,"date":"2023-03-11T09:42:16","date_gmt":"2023-03-11T09:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27333"},"modified":"2023-03-11T09:42:16","modified_gmt":"2023-03-11T09:42:16","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-the-retired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27333","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 The Retired"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, \u2018Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break\u2026\u2026?\u2019<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an \u201cAr*e Hole\u201d .<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>So Bev called him a \u201cSh1t Head\u201d.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.<br \/>\nJust then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>We try to have a little fun each day now that we\u2019re retired. It\u2019s important at our age.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-27335\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Funny-Joke-\u2023-The-Retired-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Funny-Joke-\u2023-The-Retired-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Funny-Joke-\u2023-The-Retired-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, \u2018Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break\u2026\u2026?\u2019 He ignored us and continued writing &#8230; <a title=\"Funny Joke \u2023 The Retired\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27333\" aria-label=\"Read more about Funny Joke \u2023 The Retired\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27334,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27336,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27333\/revisions\/27336"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}