{"id":27298,"date":"2023-02-07T22:53:48","date_gmt":"2023-02-07T22:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27298"},"modified":"2023-02-07T22:53:48","modified_gmt":"2023-02-07T22:53:48","slug":"an-old-man-in-miami-calls-up-his-son-in-new-york-and-says-listen-your-mother-and-i-are-getting-divorced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27298","title":{"rendered":"An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, &#8220;Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, &#8220;Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> Forty-five years of misery is enough.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fbeg2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/306577803_177787774772541_2485023092470311063_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=730e14&amp;_nc_ohc=ME3yIAZc6iQAX9lep67&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fbeg2-1.fna&amp;oh=00_AfAcBsHQksnQaxG70fISlT2nTIu_CKo24HCuezxOIkLGHQ&amp;oe=63E7110D\" alt=\"May be an image of 2 people and people sitting\" width=\"601\" height=\"316\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><strong>&#8220;Dad, what are you talking about?&#8221; the son screams.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>\u201cWe can&#8217;t stand the sight of each other any longer,\u201d he says. &#8220;I&#8217;m sick of her face, and<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>I&#8217;m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,&#8221; and he hangs up.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. <\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>She says, &#8220;Like hell they\u2019re getting<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>divorced!&#8221; and calls her father immediately. &#8220;You\u2019re not getting divorced! <\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>Don&#8217;t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. <\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>Until then, don&#8217;t call a lawyer, don&#8217;t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?\u201d and she hangs up.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>The old man turns to his wife and says &#8220;Okay, they\u2019re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, &#8220;Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. 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