{"id":27286,"date":"2023-01-29T13:27:32","date_gmt":"2023-01-29T13:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27286"},"modified":"2023-01-29T15:58:09","modified_gmt":"2023-01-29T15:58:09","slug":"the-mexican-maid-asked-for-a-pay-increase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27286","title":{"rendered":"The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.<\/b><\/p>\n<h4><b>The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cNow Maria,\u201d she asked. \u201cWhy do you want more money?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cWell, Se\u00f1ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cThe first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife: \u201cWho said you iron better than me?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cJor huzban he say so.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife: \u201cOh yeah?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cThe second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife: \u201cNonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cJor hozban did.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife, increasingly agitated: \u201cOh he did, did he?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cThe third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: \u201cAnd did my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Maria: \u201cNo Se\u00f1ora\u2026.\u201dThe gardener did.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. \u201cNow Maria,\u201d she asked. \u201cWhy do you want more money?\u201d Maria: \u201cWell, Se\u00f1ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.\u201d \u201cThe first is that I iron better than you.\u201d Wife: &#8230; <a title=\"The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27286\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27287,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uplifting-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27289,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27286\/revisions\/27289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}