{"id":27245,"date":"2023-01-07T00:21:03","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T00:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27245"},"modified":"2023-01-07T00:21:03","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T00:21:03","slug":"wife-receives-a-divorce-letter-from-husband-her-reply-is-brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27245","title":{"rendered":"Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Usually, when you fall in love, you think the relationship would last forever. In actuality, things don&#8217;t always go as planned, and individuals frequently get estranged from one another.<\/p>\n<p>One guy thought it would be easier to break up with his wife if he just sent her a letter outlining his reasons for doing so. He didn&#8217;t anticipate that his choice would backfire, though, as his smart wife&#8217;s response had a lesson for him. This is amusing and smart in equal measure!<\/p>\n<div class=\"color-pad\">\n<h2>Dear Wife,<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<p>I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you for good. I\u2019ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage &amp; I have nothing to show for it.<\/p>\n<p>These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today &amp; that was just too much to bear any longer.<\/p>\n<p>Last week, you came home &amp; didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &amp; even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.<\/p>\n<p>You ate in 2 minutes, &amp; went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything that connects us as husband &amp; wife.<\/p>\n<p>Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever the case, It\u2019s over and I am leaving.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your EX-Husband<\/strong><br \/>\nP.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER &amp; I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Ex-Husband,<\/strong><br \/>\nBelieve me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s definitely true that you &amp; I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\u2019ve been.<\/p>\n<p>I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining &amp; griping, although that doesn\u2019t seem to work.<\/p>\n<p>I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I decided not to comment.<\/p>\n<p>And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.<\/p>\n<p>About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &amp; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/p>\n<p>After all of this, I still loved you &amp; felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &amp; bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.<\/p>\n<p>Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care.<\/p>\n<p>Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell &amp; Free!<br \/>\nP.S. I don\u2019t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that\u2019s not a problem!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Please share this story with your friends and family if you think it was funny.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually, when you fall in love, you think the relationship would last forever. In actuality, things don&#8217;t always go as planned, and individuals frequently get estranged from one another. 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