{"id":27216,"date":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27216"},"modified":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","slug":"a-burglar-broke-into-a-house-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27216","title":{"rendered":"A burglar broke into a house one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-8439196697916474906\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<p><b>A burglar broke into a house one night.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, \u201cJesus is watching you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard \u201cJesus is watching you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Finally in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cDid you say that?\u201d he hissed at the parrot.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>\u201cYep,\u201d the parrot confessed, then squawked, \u201cI\u2019m trying to warn you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The burglar relaxed. \u201cWarn me, huh? Who are you?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cMoses,\u201d replied the parrot. \u201cMoses?\u201d the burglar laughed, \u201cWhat kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cProbably the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, \u201cJesus is watching you.\u201d He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. &#8230; <a title=\"A burglar broke into a house one night\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27216\" aria-label=\"Read more about A burglar broke into a house one night\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27217,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-other"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27219,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27216\/revisions\/27219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}