{"id":27216,"date":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27216"},"modified":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:03:22","slug":"a-burglar-broke-into-a-house-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27216","title":{"rendered":"A burglar broke into a house one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-8439196697916474906\" class=\"post-body entry-content\">\n<p><b>A burglar broke into a house one night.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, \u201cJesus is watching you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard \u201cJesus is watching you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Finally in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cDid you say that?\u201d he hissed at the parrot.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>\u201cYep,\u201d the parrot confessed, then squawked, \u201cI\u2019m trying to warn you.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The burglar relaxed. \u201cWarn me, huh? 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