{"id":27192,"date":"2022-12-11T23:22:59","date_gmt":"2022-12-11T23:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27192"},"modified":"2022-12-11T23:22:59","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T23:22:59","slug":"a-man-playing-on-a-new-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27192","title":{"rendered":"A man playing on a new golf"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.<\/p>\n<p>He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, \u201cI\u2019m on the 7th hole, and you\u2019re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.\u201d He thanked her and went back to his golf.<\/p>\n<p>On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, \u201cI\u2019m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.\u201d Once again he thanked her.<\/p>\n<p>He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, \u201cLet me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.\u201d He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cIf I told you, you would only laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I wouldn\u2019t,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cI sell tampons.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cSee, I knew you would laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s not what I\u2019m laughing at,\u201d he replied. \u201cI\u2019m a toilet paper salesman, so I\u2019m STILL one hole behind you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, \u201cI\u2019m on the 7th hole, and you\u2019re a hole behind me, so you &#8230; <a title=\"A man playing on a new golf\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27192\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man playing on a new golf\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27193,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uplifting-stories"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27194,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27192\/revisions\/27194"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}