{"id":24583,"date":"2022-02-20T19:07:15","date_gmt":"2022-02-20T19:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24583"},"modified":"2022-02-20T19:07:15","modified_gmt":"2022-02-20T19:07:15","slug":"funny-texting-abbreviations-for-senior-citizens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24583","title":{"rendered":"Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Funny Texting Abbreviations For Senior Citizens \u2026Number 8 Is Brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>All the youth have their own language these days, a minefield of different abbreviations and slang\u2026\u00a0 so we started to wonder what the \u201cprivate language\u201d of seniors might look like! Here are a few of our own suggestions for texting acronyms, can you think of any others?<\/p>\n<p>1.<strong>ATD:<\/strong>\u00a0At The Doctor\u2019s<br \/>\n2.<strong>BFF:<\/strong>\u00a0Best Friends Funeral<br \/>\n<strong>3.BTW:<\/strong>\u00a0Bring The Wheelchair<br \/>\n<strong>4.FWIW:<\/strong>\u00a0Forgot Where I Was<br \/>\n<strong>5.GGPBL:<\/strong>\u00a0Gotta Go, Peacemaker Battery Low<br \/>\n<strong>6.GHA:<\/strong>\u00a0Got Heartburn Again<br \/>\n<strong>7.IMHO:<\/strong>\u00a0Is My Hearing-Aid On?<br \/>\n<strong>8.LMDO:<\/strong>\u00a0Laughing My Dentures Out<br \/>\n<strong>9.ROFL\u2026 CGU:<\/strong>\u00a0Rolling On The Floor Laughing\u2026 And Can\u2019t Get Up<br \/>\n<strong>10.TTYL:<\/strong>\u00a0Talk To You Louder<br \/>\n<strong>11.DWI:<\/strong>\u00a0Driving While Incontinent<\/p>\n<p><strong>12.OMG:<\/strong>\u00a0Ouch, My Groin!<br \/>\n<strong>13.BYOT:<\/strong>\u00a0Bring Your Own Teeth<br \/>\n<strong>14.GTG:<\/strong>\u00a0Gotta Groan<br \/>\n<strong>15.TGIF:<\/strong>\u00a0Thank Goodness It\u2019s Four (Four O\u2019Clock \u2013 Early Bird Special)<br \/>\n<strong>16.FYI:<\/strong>\u00a0For Your Indigestion\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>17.SUS:<\/strong>\u00a0Speak Up, Sonny<br \/>\n<strong>18.WIWYA:<\/strong>\u00a0When I Was Your Age<br \/>\n<strong>19.GOML:<\/strong>\u00a0Get Off My Lawn<br \/>\n<strong>20.DTAF:<\/strong>\u00a0Don\u2019t Trust A Fart<br \/>\n<strong>21.GGLKI:<\/strong>\u00a0Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In<br \/>\n<strong>22.OMSG:<\/strong>\u00a0Oh My! 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