{"id":24577,"date":"2022-02-20T14:53:36","date_gmt":"2022-02-20T14:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24577"},"modified":"2022-02-20T14:53:36","modified_gmt":"2022-02-20T14:53:36","slug":"lawyer-married-a-woman-who-had-divorced-10-other-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24577","title":{"rendered":"Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men \u2026What Follows Next Is Priceless<\/p>\n<p>A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men.<\/p>\n<p>On their wedding night she told her new husband \u201cPlease be gentle, I\u2019m still a virgin!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2018How can that be possible if you\u2019ve been married ten times.?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he\u2019d look into it and get back to me\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn\u2019t get the system up.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn\u2019t know when he would be able to deliver.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn\u2019t sure whether it was his job or not.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.<\/p>\n<p>Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.<\/p>\n<p>Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was \u2026 God, I miss him.<\/p>\n<p>But now that I\u2019ve married you, I\u2019m so excited.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Wonderful\u2019, said the husband, \u2018but why?<\/p>\n<p>To which she replied\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re a Lawyer, This time I KNOW I\u2019m gonna get SCREWED!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Photo Credit \u2013 Pixabay<\/p>\n<p>Source:https:\/\/www.justfun247.com\/<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had Divorced 10 Other Men \u2026What Follows Next Is Priceless A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. 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