{"id":24562,"date":"2022-02-19T22:01:51","date_gmt":"2022-02-19T22:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24562"},"modified":"2022-02-19T22:01:51","modified_gmt":"2022-02-19T22:01:51","slug":"you-root-her-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24562","title":{"rendered":"You Root Her Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>An 18 year-old girl tells her mother she missed her period for two months\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Very worried, the mother goes to the farmacia (drugstore) and buys a pregnancy test. She brings it to her daughter who takes the test.<\/p>\n<p>The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \u201cWho was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.<\/p>\n<p>A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can\u2019t marry her because of my personal family situation but I\u2019ll take charge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do<\/p>\n<p>you suggest I do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man\u2019s shoulder and tells him, \u201cYou Root Her Again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An 18 year-old girl tells her mother she missed her period for two months\u2026 Very worried, the mother goes to the farmacia (drugstore) and buys a pregnancy test. She brings it to her daughter who takes the test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \u201cWho was &#8230; <a title=\"You Root Her Again\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24562\" aria-label=\"Read more about You Root Her Again\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":24563,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-other"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24562"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24567,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24562\/revisions\/24567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}