{"id":24552,"date":"2022-02-19T20:59:26","date_gmt":"2022-02-19T20:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24552"},"modified":"2022-02-19T20:59:26","modified_gmt":"2022-02-19T20:59:26","slug":"the-dumbest-kid-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24552","title":{"rendered":"The Dumbest Kid In The World??"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, \u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy takes the quarters and leaves.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber. \u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. \u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy licked his cone and replied, \u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game\u2019s over!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, \u201cWhich do you want, &#8230; <a title=\"The Dumbest Kid In The World??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24552\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Dumbest Kid In The World??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":24553,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-other"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24554,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24552\/revisions\/24554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}