{"id":24518,"date":"2022-02-18T21:47:26","date_gmt":"2022-02-18T21:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24518"},"modified":"2022-02-18T21:49:28","modified_gmt":"2022-02-18T21:49:28","slug":"a-farmer-was-sitting-in-the-neighbourhood-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24518","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Was Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.<\/p>\n<p>A man came in and asked the farmer,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The farmer shook his head and replied,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSome things you just can\u2019t explain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what happened that\u2019s so horrible?\u201d the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the farmer said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToday I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d said the man, \u201cbut that\u2019s not so bad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSome things you just can\u2019t explain,\u201d the farmer replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what happened then?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n<p>The farmer said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd then?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man laughed and said, \u201cAgain?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The farmer replied, \u201cSome things you just can\u2019t explain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, what did you do then?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmmm,\u201d the man said and nodded his head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSome things you just can\u2019t explain,\u201d the farmer said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, what did you do?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the farmer said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..F Some things you just can\u2019t explain.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, \u201cHey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?\u201d The farmer shook his head and replied, \u201cSome things you just can\u2019t explain.\u201d \u201cSo what happened that\u2019s so horrible?\u201d the man asked as he sat &#8230; <a title=\"A Farmer Was Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=24518\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Farmer Was Sitting In The Neighbourhood Bar.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":24519,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-other"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24518"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24521,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24518\/revisions\/24521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}