{"id":23296,"date":"2021-02-17T20:02:50","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T20:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=23296"},"modified":"2021-03-13T18:47:46","modified_gmt":"2021-03-13T18:47:46","slug":"must-have-german-inventions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=23296","title":{"rendered":"Must-have German inventions"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"arcik\">\n<div id=\"article-box\" class=\"\">\n<div class=\"article-intro-content\">\n<p><strong>I have no idea how I lived so many years without the following gadgets.\u00a0May someone get a Nobel for it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2># 1.\u00a0Cap with an opener<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"1_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/i\/2017\/02\/artogadzetac.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"547\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2># 2.\u00a0Do you like to lie down and read?\u00a0It is impossible without these glasses<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"2_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/9550359167573e66eb26421bdc24a6e2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"423\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 3.\u00a0Polish the leaf with style &#8211; 97 out of 100 Helmuts recommend this product<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"3_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/432adc71d46f8e28169d240067d1589c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"737\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 4.\u00a0Smartphone cover?\u00a0Forget it &#8211; the sausage cover is what you really need<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"4_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/dcd258c0a840f8574d568cd78afc2e94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"735\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 5.\u00a0Portable toilet &#8211; because you never know when the need will get you<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"5_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/ea97ae9381e3189add10fb629b2fb395.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"545\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 6.\u00a0Something to shock the mother-in-law<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"6_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/fbe0b3700cfe5117a2178e2893c8cbcf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"741\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 7.\u00a0&#8220;In a crisis moment, a shot of humor will help you!&#8221;<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"7_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/fee88886f76f36006409de4bcf100d79.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"414\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 8.\u00a0Don&#8217;t show this to your grandma because she&#8217;ll never go to church again!\u00a0Jesus will visit her in 3D technology<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"8_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/fd1c2e1ee9a68dd46d804db5d57d0fd8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"1008\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 9.\u00a0Mr. pillow &#8211; best friend<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"9_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/df48a69b9a3d9136998d02c9c59fc24d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"362\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 10.\u00a0Flower stickers on the nipples<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"10_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/2c515b48da35cc093afda445040abf88.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"737\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 11.\u00a0Juice holder in cartons<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"11_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/94b9421fdc31b3eb1b83d96000ccf808.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"555\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 12.\u00a0Basketball toilet set &#8230;<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"12_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/3cd44ae84d82af2d8b712e1d70b9a053.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"733\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 13.\u00a0&#8230; or something for golf fans<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"13_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/a27e96ff2e8b8595844298351779e234.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"721\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 14.\u00a0With this magnifying glass, your grandparents will finally be able to write dirty texts<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"14_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/c57d510f145c901b6a4f3827d23931bc.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"554\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 15.\u00a0Non-slip glasses covers &#8230; OK, that&#8217;s pretty dumb<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"15_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/3d302eefdcb83cce709d37941fc0ce99.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 16.\u00a0Mouse in the shape of a gold bar<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"16_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/ebd613608f5eea573fec76bc3aff87bf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"736\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 17.\u00a0Could there be a more German watering can?<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"17_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/2190b12c08805035482055a69da893d6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 18.\u00a0A shower helmet with a glass so you can see what you are washing, because because<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"18_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/bcb44c7a8317a6b285ff0e57911d1a62.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"745\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2># 19.\u00a0&#8220;This cute boy will always be faithful to you&#8221;<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"19_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/0f72e0407ceb7bd1619955f42be1d8d5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"737\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<h2>#twenty.\u00a0&#8220;Safer than a machete&#8221;<\/h2>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"20_anchormatch\" class=\"width-set \" src=\"https:\/\/img.joemonster.org\/images\/vad\/img_38719\/667b4c9a9e40311fd48e18b8816a3e61.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"734\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"addons\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"art-footer\"><b>Source:\u00a0<\/b><a class=\"notPlayer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com<\/a><br \/>\n<b>Tags:\u00a0<\/b><a class=\"tag\" href=\"https:\/\/joemonster.org\/search.php?q=wynalazki\">inventions\u00a0<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"https:\/\/joemonster.org\/search.php?q=niemieckie\">German\u00a0<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"https:\/\/joemonster.org\/search.php?q=gad%C5%BCety\">gadgets\u00a0<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"https:\/\/joemonster.org\/search.php?q=g%C5%82upie\">stupid\u00a0<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"https:\/\/joemonster.org\/search.php?q=pierdo%C5%82y\">crap<\/a><\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; 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