What Kind It Is.

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. “Can you tell me what kind it is?” she asked. “Can you describe it?” I asked. “Yes,” she said. “It’s long and thin.” Wife was trying to train a dog. Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey … Read more

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” ‘Well, honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the angel brought us too.” “Well how were grandpa and grandma … Read more

Farmer and the Debt.

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money. “Oh, I reckon the first thing do is go and pay a few bills.” “And what about the rest?” the reporter continued. The farmer shrugs. “Well, I guess they’ll … Read more

A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them all?” The farmer replies. “Yep! All 40 of them!” Says the sheepdog. “40? But I only have 37 sheep.” Replies the farmer. The sheepdog answers: … Read more